In Hoc Signo Vinces

October 20, 2009

Shibboleth

Filed under: Uncategorized — parkpb @ 12:33 am

about a month ago, i was repairing my bissell steam cleaning vacuum while poring over different thoughts in my head. the result of that day was the beginnings of a sermon that i hope to preach someday, and carpets so fresh and clean that i literally ate off of them. this is the written memoir of the thoughts of that day.

in the book of judges, there is a story account that describes the defeat of the ephraimites by the gileadites. (wikipedia dates it at 1370-1070 b.c.) as a result of the battle, many of the surviving ephraimites were displaced and were seeking to sneak back into their territories by the jordan river. now, being that the ephraimites and gileadites didn’t really have any distinguishing physical differences between them, there was a simple way to identify any ephraimite that was trying to sneak by the gileadite soldiers. any passerby was instructed to repeat a simple word, and if they were able, then they would be allowed to pass safely. all they had to do was to say the word “shibboleth.” easy, no? well the ephraimites didn’t have a “sh” sound in their alphabet, and so would pronounce the word as “sibboleth“. it would be quite similar to asking my parents to repeat the word “lullaby” or “wooden”; inevitably they would unknowingly say “rurraby” and “ouuden.”

judges 12 tells us of the effectiveness of the simple test, 42,000 ephraimites perished by failing the test. the reason that this relatively unknown story came to mind? i believe that there are many among us that claim to be christian, and many of which sincerely believe it as well. to tell the difference between those of genuine faith and those of counterfeit faith is not readily discernible, but there is always an occasion for the truth to come to light.

this is my friend boaz shalomev. he recently immigrated to the united states from israel, where he spent the majority of his 49 years. he is a homeless jew that resides in rhode island. the left picture shows boaz eating his first bite of bacon, in his life. having been a devout jew, he had never tried pork until only a few months ago. the picture on the right shows the general friendly disposition that boaz always carried with him.

while living in providence, ri over the summer, i had the great privilege of meeting boaz. a friend of mine had discovered boaz living on the street, and offered him a place to stay and steady meals. boaz had moved to the united states only a few weeks prior, having been ostracized by his family in israel for proclaiming Jesus Christ, as the messiah that he and his people had all been waiting for. thats right, boaz is a messianic jew.

boaz stayed for nearly two weeks with us, always keeping our spirits up with his jolly, albeit awkward sense of humor, and regaling us with stories, uttered through his raspy accented voice. on several nights, boaz and i shared private moments, discussing the significance of Christ in our lives as tears would stream from both of our eyes. boaz taught me many things about the jewish faith, and how Jesus Christ fits the exact image of the messiah that is foretold in the tanach. i was drawn to boaz, because here was a man whose faith was evident beyond church attendance, small groups, and tithes. we gladly opened out home to him, not because he was a believer, but because he was in need.

several days later, boaz was gone. gone also was my laptop computer that i had brought for work. gone was $500 that was loaned to boaz so that he could settle his green card affairs.

boaz showed me so many things, talked about Jesus in a perspective that i could hope for, and displayed an attitude that would put most christians to shame. and just like that he was gone. that was his “sibboleth.” i have no idea whether or not the faith that boaz professed was real or an elaborate hoax. i can only hope and pray that his faith was real and that the Spirit would grieve him of the break of trust that he committed.

boaz is my friend. he may be just a con-man who can talk the christian game, but that wouldn’t be much different then the millions of people who fill pews every sunday in america, grumbling over having to lose sleep and pay money to a church. in the end, talk is always cheap. matthew made it very clear in his epistle, chapter 7:15-20,

15“Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves. 16By their fruit you will recognize them. Do people pick grapes from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? 17Likewise every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit. 18A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit. 19Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. 20Thus, by their fruit you will recognize them.”

it’s not enough to be able to recite memory verses, sing songs on sunday, and live a relatively moral life. faith begets action, and actions display faith. when it comes down to it, do our actions point to our savior? that is our “shibboleth.”

October 19, 2009

Stop the presses.

Filed under: Uncategorized — parkpb @ 12:45 am

ok, no more of this nonsense that i’ve been blogging about. from here on out, i return to truth. truth about me, about my observations on life, and the Truth, a la john 14:6

October 9, 2009

a little off the chest

Filed under: Uncategorized — parkpb @ 12:35 am

so obviously, you’ve realized that there is no regularity whatsoever to this blog in theme or timing of updates. when something begins to boil over, or something strikes a chord with me, i tend to blog about it. sometimes.

this is something that i’ve wanted to mention for a while now, but didn’t find the correct avenue for, until now. i’m very thankful that my parents raised me in a way that gives me great respect for all women. indeed, women are the fairer sex. that being said…

there aren’t too many things that i consider a turn-off, but this would definitely be one of them. perhaps turn-off is too mild of a metaphor. turning the light switch on a lamp off is effective in eliminating the light… imagine turning the switch to the “off” position, then removing the lightbulb and crushing it in between ones toenails. after that, take the cord and sever it from the lamp itself and dispose of it according to your county’s standards. find the circuit breaker to your house, cut off all electricity to your home and wallow in the blissful silence and darkness. furthermore, call dominion power, thank them for their years of reliable service and alert them that you will no longer require electricity in your home. yes, perhaps you see a better picture of how i feel about this topic.

when a drunk girl poses for a picture while flipping off the camera, that is when my eyes vomit on my face. thank you.

September 17, 2009

i salute thee

Filed under: Uncategorized — parkpb @ 12:00 am

today, my heart stopped beating for a moment.

without getting into too much detail, i took my dad into the e.r. at fairfax hospital because he was exhibiting stroke-like symptoms.  he was unable to speak coherently because his mouth was twitching out of control. after talking to nurses for a bit, we were put into room 14 to await a battery of tests to figure out just what was going on.

at 6:10 p.m, my heart stopped.

my dad began to say something to me when his entire mouth seized up. this happened twice before and only lasted for mere seconds, so i waited for his muscles to release the tension. so i waited. and waited. and waited.

after what seemed like forever, i could see that he was getting worse and that he had completely lost control. for a second, my heart stopped beating and i was frozen, as his eyes rolled into the back of his head. i ran out of the room and called the nurses in, returning to see my dad on his side, seizing uncontrollably and foaming at the mouth. in that very instant, God was real. the nurses ran in and quickly took control of the situation, administering medication, suctioning the spit from his mouth, and putting him on oxygen.  i was barely able to move, felt completely helpless, crying out to God from the depth of my heart and soul.

my dad is okay now, thanks to the great staff of fairfax hospital, and the brothers who dropped everything they were doing to pray for my dad. i salute thee.

God is real people. today, He was my rock and fortress.

June 11, 2009

No Retreat, No Surrender

Filed under: Uncategorized — parkpb @ 11:54 am

Most people don’t know the hidden battle that i’ve been waging for many years now. There’s been victory, but with each premature celebration comes the inevitable backsliding of defeat. It has plagued me for far too many years like the proverbial thorn in my side.  I’ve shared this battle with many of my close guy friends hoping to learn some time-tested, battle-proven strategy, yet we all find ourselves on the same side of this seemingly futile battle. In the end, the only strategy is No retreat, no surrender.

By this point, to name it seems meaningless. It has permeated every facet of our culture and shows no sign of slowing down.

It takes its notoriety from the famous German offensive that came across Belgium, Luxembourg, and northeastern France.

It is known by many names, but for me it has always been the…

“Battle of the Bulge”

March 5, 2009

God in food

Filed under: Uncategorized — parkpb @ 10:39 pm

have you ever had a meal where you prayed before, thanking God for His provision and grace.  then after eating the meal, were drawn back into prayer to remark on God’s incredible insight on the creation of food and His remarkable creativity.

“God, it’s me again, Phil.  i just felt like thanking You for Your provision was not enough and i had to compliment on the ridiculous expedition that my mouth has just been on.  i can’t begin to understand how You created such intricacies between cuisines, subtleties of flavor, texture, and appearance.  salty, bitter, sour, sweet, hot, umami, how did You come up with these things?  yeah, i just wanted to mention that this meal was mind blowing, and i can see just a bit more of how great a God You are.  Amen.”

I aspire to be a cook like that.

February 26, 2009

More Adventures of the Sub Rosa Sub

Filed under: Uncategorized — parkpb @ 9:26 pm

today was my crowning achievement as a substitute so far.  i was subbing today at riverside elementary in alexandria, va for ms. rockefellow’s music classes.  my day had been going along, uneventful, when ms. geraghty’s 3rd grade class came in.  (just so you know, there are two pencil drawings sitting on my table right now made from elem students that have regarded me as the “best substitute ever!!!” )

for the entire class, the students were rambunctious, talkative, and rebellious.  i tried several different methods to calm them down, all to no avail.  i made them sit in silence for the remainder of the class, something that they were unable to do, and so i told them that i would have to tell their teacher that they were bad.  this worried them greatly.  after i had resolved to report to their teacher all the mischief her class had wrought, for some odd reason, the song “second chance” popped into my head and kind of convicted me that they deserved a chance to redeem themselves.  thinking of the marvelous grace that God bestows upon me each day, i told the class that if they could sit quietly for the last two minutes of class without talking at all, then i would show grace and forget the whole ordeal.

they lasted about a minute and a half.

even with the hope of the unmerited grace, they failed miserably.  knowing that they were sentenced to doom (shortened recess, written work, etc), 8 of the 20 students broke out in a harmonious melody of tears and wailing that would have moved any man’s heart.  i on the otherhand had to turn around to keep from laughing aloud in their faces.

overall, i’m a pretty nice guy.  i let the students sit where they wish, talk quietly amongst themselves, etc.  however, for some reason, the sound of a child’s cry has always something of a point of interest for me.  there’s a dichotomy between a crying child that happens to be in your immediate vicinity that is annoying, and a child whom is crying because of you.  for whatever reason, i tend to really enjoy the latter.

that’s the kind of sinner i am.  when children cry, my heart fills with joy.

crybaby21

February 25, 2009

Amazing Tales of the Sub Rosa Substitute

Filed under: Uncategorized — parkpb @ 9:44 pm

Something that I’ve pondered a lot recently is the overwhelmingly unintentional racism of young children.  This is not a xenophobic racism, but merely the understanding that there are marked differences between themselves and the stranger standing in the front of the room.  I appreciate the fact that children do not yet have a sense of the politically correct, and being such, they feel free air out their queries as only they see fit.

Exhibit A

Setting: Elementary School Gymnasium, Mrs. Cherry’s 3rd Grade Class

Heehee, yore from China. ” -little black boy, approximately 6-7

“Excuse me?” -Me (not from China)

“Yore from China.” -little boy; much less a question than a declarative statement

“Ummm, actually I’m not.”-Me again

“Yes you are.  Because yore eyes are like dis.”  -(proceeds to shut his eyes with all the might his eyelids are capable of)

“I’m sorry but I’m not from China. I’m actually from Maryland.”

“…Oh.” – (hangs head in utter confusion and defeat)


Exhibit B

Setting- Elementary School Gymnasium, New Class entering in

“Look!! It’s Rick’s Dad! (pointing at me) -little white boy

“Huh?!?!”  -Me

“Yeah! It’s Rick’s Dad.”- class murmurs in agreement and wonder

I check the roster of the class…One asian student… name…Richard Zhao

December 10, 2008

foodforthought

Filed under: Uncategorized — parkpb @ 2:39 am

-what is that supposed to even mean, “food for thought”?

-if a gay king married another man, what is he called?

-why don’t any of the main fast food chains sell hot dogs?

-is it rude for a deaf person to sign while their mouth is full?

-ketchup vs. catsup?  what gives?

-how come orange is a color and a fruit?  not all oranges are the same color

-is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

-what is a synonym for thesaurus?

-is daydreaming at night called nightdreaming?

-do atheists swear on the bible when in court?

-how can something be “new” and “improved” at the same time?

-if laughter is the best medicine, shouldn’t comedians get a substantial pay raise?

-why does a bunny distribute eggs for easter?  wouldn’t a chicken be more fitting?

-are there emergency exits in prison?

-why do prisons perform physical examinations before administering capital punishment?

-if there was an earthquake on mars, is it called a marsquake?

-what’s so dang funny about a funny bone?

-do native asians get english tattoo’s on their body that don’t make sense?

-what does a blind from birth person dream about?

-would the ocean level rise if you took out all the sea sponges?

-if we call our nice plates “fine china”, what do the chinese call them?

-has anyone seen a “dogpile” involving actual dogs?

-what section is the bible located at in a library, nonfiction or fiction?

-is hand sanitizer less effective on different parts of the body?

-what the hell kinda germ is always escaping the 99.9%?

-did Jesus wet the bed when He was younger?

-did mary and joseph ever spank Jesus?  is that even allowed?

:edit: i am currently at lorton public library, and the bible is in the nonfiction section.  true!

September 24, 2008

Must See TV

Filed under: Uncategorized — parkpb @ 1:01 am

unemployment has very few perks.  one of the perks that i am taking advantage of these days is catching up on a lot of television that i have neglected over the last few years.   thanks to the wonderful people at watchtvsitcoms.com, i managed to cram seasons of television all into the last few weeks of my life.  got some spare time coming up?  here’s what phil recommends…

these are the best shows that are on the air right now.  this is my word, and as such, it is beyond all contestation.  feel free to argue as i am ready to defend my choice of programming, but know that these five have been selected from an exhaustive list.  there are some alternate programs that i watch, but they all fall short of these five.

honorable mentions…

eli stone (lots of potential, but untested)

prison break (title of the show is misleading, they’ve been out since season 1)

24 (no one can beat john mcclane)

trueblood (new to television, only time will tell)

sopranos (strong program, a bit dated nowadays)

scrubs (lots of humor, but characters can get annoying)

heroes (hayden panettiere makes it worth watching)

any suggestions for other shows that i can watch?  job market really sucks right now.

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